It's A Trap

"PS9" (PS9)
02/12/2017 at 20:26 • Filed to: When Dealers Shitpost

Brand new Versas For *$10k under market! Inquire inside!

* New Vehicle Pricing: Customer must be eligible for Owner Loyalty (customer received special owner loyalty certificate from Nissan.), and/or VPP (includes recent college grads, active and retired military, Nissan employees or business associates, ask dealer for eligibility), and other dealer discounts. Must Finance with NMAC/Nissan at standard rates or lose discounts and/or Rebates for financing. Price is on In Stock units only. All prices are plus tax, tag & fees. Ask us for full details. Used Vehicle Pricing: Sales Tax, Title, License Fee, Registration Fee, Finance Charges, Emission Testing Fees, Vehicle Reconditioning and Compli

Oh, you aren’t loyal Nissan owner? Ahh. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Sorry.

DISCUSSION (8)

For Sweden > PS9
02/12/2017 at 20:32

Offer them that price. If they don’t accept, walk out.

Under_Score > PS9
02/12/2017 at 20:32

Eh, if your old car is a run-down 1992 Altima, then this is an incredible deal.

Edit: Looked at the listing. This dealer offers BOGO Nissans. Seriously, that is fye.

smobgirl > Under_Score
02/12/2017 at 20:34

Sure, if they never want you to buy another Nissan again!

Under_Score > smobgirl
02/12/2017 at 20:36

My parents bought a new Rogue in 2008; it’s the oldest car we have, and my sister’s been driving it for two and a half years. Great car.

random001 > For Sweden
02/12/2017 at 20:38

Then burn their fucking house down!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > PS9
02/12/2017 at 20:43

They have already accounted for depreciation.

PS9 > Under_Score
02/12/2017 at 21:01

I don’t think It’s as simple as having owned a Nissan before. According to this , you can only get the owner loyalty certificate (refered to in the document as a ‘waiver’) after 1) Leasing a Nissan, 2) Being financed through Nissan and 3) Buying a Nissan after having leased one. It’s not going to be enough to Send them a pic of your old Altima.

smobgirl > Under_Score
02/12/2017 at 21:08

I was commenting on how awful the Versa is to drive. Give them that one cheap and drive them away for life.